Nikolai Lantsov โ Korol Rezni (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
reznikolai) wrote2021-01-30 06:21 pm
reznikolai) wrote2021-01-30 06:21 pm
I N B O X
@volkvolny NIKOLAI LANTSOV | โ โ ๐ท |
[On a random afternoon, a voice pops into Nikolai's head, the inflection and accent distinctive enough even if she didn't insist on introducing herself every time.]
Heyyyy, Nikolai! It's Jester! Didn't have phone name! Hope you're well!...I baked too many pastries, want me to bring you some? ....youcanreplyโ!
["to this message" gets cut off, but he'll get the sense regardless that he can think a reply and she'll receive it in quite the same manner.]
Heyyyy, Nikolai! It's Jester! Didn't have phone name! Hope you're well!...I baked too many pastries, want me to bring you some? ....youcanreplyโ!
["to this message" gets cut off, but he'll get the sense regardless that he can think a reply and she'll receive it in quite the same manner.]
[...Well, that was weird. Experimentally, he thinks with the same deliberateness as pushing a pen against paper:]
Jester? Who knew that you were the voice in my head all along?
Jester? Who knew that you were the voice in my head all along?
Oh, good, I wasn't just having some kind of stroke that causes hallucinations of a charming young lady's voice.
I would never turn down a—
[—delicious snack and delightful company. Whether he realizes that his message got cut off or not, though...]
I would never turn down a—
[—delicious snack and delightful company. Whether he realizes that his message got cut off or not, though...]
[He almost asks what she needs him for, before he realizes that it doesn't matter. He would come regardless. Maybe the refrigerator is malfunctioning. Maybe her body hungers for touch. (He can't help but hope for the latter.)]
I'm leaving now.
Will you be at the door, or will I have to bribe Inej to get inside?
I'm leaving now.
Will you be at the door, or will I have to bribe Inej to get inside?
I'll see you in a little while.
[And when he arrives:]
Here. ๐
[He never knows what sort of mood he should wear around Alina. He doesn't even know what he actually feels. The sight of her pulls his heart in too many opposing directions. Happy to be thought of by her. Hurting to be so close and yet not close enough now that everything has shifted between them.
Nikolai manages to appear casual as he waits on the doorstep. As an afterthought, he's brought the any-tool that Liem had gifted him for Brumfast. Just in case.]
[And when he arrives:]
Here. ๐
[He never knows what sort of mood he should wear around Alina. He doesn't even know what he actually feels. The sight of her pulls his heart in too many opposing directions. Happy to be thought of by her. Hurting to be so close and yet not close enough now that everything has shifted between them.
Nikolai manages to appear casual as he waits on the doorstep. As an afterthought, he's brought the any-tool that Liem had gifted him for Brumfast. Just in case.]
nikolai
[ The timing of this text is either very eerie, or entirely expected. ]
i have a situation
[ The timing of this text is either very eerie, or entirely expected. ]
i have a situation
it's
[ A pause, as Matt glances down to his (oh god oh god oh god oh g) breasts. Technically they're probably still his totally normal chest tissue, just ... plumped up. But it's hard to focus on that with the little beads of white beading from his nipples. ]
hard to describe
uh, do you remember truth or dare?
[ A pause, as Matt glances down to his (oh god oh god oh god oh g) breasts. Technically they're probably still his totally normal chest tissue, just ... plumped up. But it's hard to focus on that with the little beads of white beading from his nipples. ]
hard to describe
uh, do you remember truth or dare?
I do, despite the preposterous quantity of wine I consumed that night.
[But so much happened over the course of the game that it's impossible to determine the direction in which this is going.]
[But so much happened over the course of the game that it's impossible to determine the direction in which this is going.]
Question for you.
Do you have any clue how the lights here work?
Fascinating stuff, but I don't understand the concept, really.
[Absolutely random text, completely out of nowhere and from left field, at your service.]
Do you have any clue how the lights here work?
Fascinating stuff, but I don't understand the concept, really.
[Absolutely random text, completely out of nowhere and from left field, at your service.]
I have several clues, in fact. I didn't nearly electrocute myself a dozen times just to walk away empty handed.
[A few of those "nearly"s might have been more "actually"s...]
[A few of those "nearly"s might have been more "actually"s...]
Saints. Sounds dangerous.
I'm in.
[In for what? He doesn't know, and it doesn't really matter.]
Here's the thing: I need something to do
Too much energy, not enough focus, I'm bound to drive Kaz up a wall if I don't find somewhere to focus it.
I'll work out whatever sort of payment you want.
Well.
Except actual cash. I don't have much of that.
[That's not new, though.]
I'm in.
[In for what? He doesn't know, and it doesn't really matter.]
Here's the thing: I need something to do
Too much energy, not enough focus, I'm bound to drive Kaz up a wall if I don't find somewhere to focus it.
I'll work out whatever sort of payment you want.
Well.
Except actual cash. I don't have much of that.
[That's not new, though.]
Just to clarify, are you offering to pay me to electrocute you?
CARDAN
where are you?
here is so loud
i call no answer
please find!!!
where are you?
here is so loud
i call no answer
please find!!!
I'm afraid you've gotten your absurdly handsome foreign kings mixed up, dear Konoha.
is no mess up
no trick!
i go get drinks so where is??
will spill make mess
no trick!
i go get drinks so where is??
will spill make mess
I don't believe Cardan is capable of lying. Therefore, if I am Cardan, I must be telling the truth or at least some shade of it.
And if I'm not him, then my point is neatly proven.
And if I'm not him, then my point is neatly proven.
NIKOLAI
good evening
ready for sleep?
not yet?
i has question if is free
word question
good evening
ready for sleep?
not yet?
i has question if is free
word question
Not yet. I sensed that a beautiful woman had a question for me... ๐
NIKOLAI as usual is too free with flattery...
what am i to do?
try also?
will handsome man answer i's question if asking nicely in dark of night?
what am i to do?
try also?
will handsome man answer i's question if asking nicely in dark of night?
This handsome man will happily answer your question.
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