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[reznikolai]

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text. » un: aleksander

[underage]

Bar near me

( is this not the internet 👴👴👴 )

[reznikolai]

[Well. This is...something. Actually, for once he doesn't quite have words for what this is.]

SEARCH RESULTS:

The Soggy Cock Wine Bar
1475 Opal Ave
Sumarlok, Sumar Province

Enjoy a diverse menu of wine and cocktails in a subtly lit setting that encourages brooding.

[underage]

( well. )

A bar called "Soggy Cock" does not sound brood-worthy.

( yea of course he meant to text his best friend, the baby boy king of ravka, his recommendation for bars. he did that. on purpose. yes. )

[reznikolai]

You might brood over why yours is perpetually dry. 🐔

[Says the one who was a virgin until literally this year.]

[underage]

To think that legions of Ravkans talk so colorfully about your wit.

[reznikolai]

Was I being witty? I thought we were talking about chicken. Culinary advice.