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[reznikolai]

@volkvolny NIKOLAI LANTSOV

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[reznikolai]

Oh, that rolls off the tongue much better. The Constaniko, then! Named for its incredibly handsome captain and first mate.

[gliblie]

you're welcome

who was the captain and who was the first mate? did you flip a coin for it, or come to a gentleman's agreement?

[reznikolai]

I was captain, recommended by my prior experience of course.

[gliblie]

of course

well, captain niko, you still have cargo i require!

cargo in the form of captivating images of my dear housemate

don't leave me in suspense!

[reznikolai]

But suspense is so very exciting!

Very well, here is another from the very same night.

[Here's Constantin, with a bag of ice balanced on his head for some reason.]

I'm not entirely sure what the thought process was. Perhaps he was warm? Perhaps he thought he might slowly turn into a cocktail?

[gliblie]

what an ice hat!

i mean

what a nice hat! ;3

[reznikolai]

Should you choose to caption each photo, that would make an excellent one.

[gliblie]

of course it goes without saying that i intend to add commentary

if you have direct quotes that you want to provide, you are welcome to mention them!

it will be more special i think if it's a little bit of a collaboration

[reznikolai]

Then I shall search my brain for pearls of wisdom delivered by the man himself. 🤔

Do you want any of the leg-centric photos? They're quite flattering.

[gliblie]

yes! obviously they must be included 🦵

send me the best ones of the bunch. connie showed them all to me already, but i don't have any of them on my phone

[reznikolai]

[More picture incoming! He selects two of the choicest thigh shots, as well as a shot of Constantin walking on the beach, blurry cryptid style. It's a terrible picture, but he's rather fond of it anyway.]

Now you too can cherish these forever.